Eljay's AdventureEljays AdventureBy: LehvorakChristmas, is a time for sharing and giving, and also a time to remember a jolly man who loves to give toys to all the children in the world. Every child in this world knows about the big fat jolly red-suited old man, Santa Claus, but did they ever know that this old jaded man also has a life of his own? The answer is no, because they know him as a man who gives presents for their own selfish desires. Unknown to the people of planet Earth, Santa Claus is actually a ruthless dictator who exacerbates his own nation under his strict magical powers. He torments his elves with his cybernetic soldiers known as the T-700s. He uses them to severely abuse his elves or sometimes kill them on the spot. It is so heartbreaking, that no one knows that these elves are in slavery under the iron clad hands of Santa. It has been almost an eternity that these elves have been working for the wily old Saint Nick, but on December 2nd, 2015 things will change
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